is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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