my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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Found the puke drawer
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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