so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!