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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?

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  Only if they know about it too.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in

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• (707): View more from California

  Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.

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