so let's talk penis.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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