The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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