Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
