I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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