If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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