Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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