Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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