so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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