I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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