Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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