i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
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apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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