Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
When did angry sex become our thing?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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