Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
worst night to have a conscience
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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