Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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