I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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