Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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