i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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