Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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