I don't remember. Are we still dating?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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