Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
thus making me awesome and them whores
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I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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