? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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