Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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