I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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