At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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