Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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