Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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