shes about as inviting as chlamydia
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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