therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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