Where is the hickey?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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