she peed on how many people?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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