just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It's not a walk of shame if you run
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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