All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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