Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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