Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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