week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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