great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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