I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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