After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is it because I queefed?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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