Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Edward fifth and chaser hands
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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