i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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