while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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