ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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