idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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