I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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