they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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