My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Randomize
