when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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