we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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