doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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