I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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