doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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