OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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