what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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