Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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