Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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