She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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