I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Randomize
