Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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